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Rollin' straight up Hamlet shit since 1977

Apr 18
“I’m really not sure what’s so ridiculous about a baseball player chewing bubble gum, unless he’s being real obnoxious and blowing bubbles in the middle of his at-bats. The players are provided with gum in the dugout and clubhouse before every game. Bubble gum-free baseball is a win for the terrorists.” Ask Paul: Cubs mailbag - chicagotribune.com