The Moises Alou approach only works when Moises Alou does it, so the Cubs would need to track him down to pee on Kerry’s hands.
GomezYouAre: Yeah, one time I watched a Brewers-Pirates game. By the end of it, I was calling walks “sieges of Stalingrad” and I had no idea why. What a horrible sport.
Dieting and exercising suck. This is possibly the most miserable thing you can do to yourself. You are not going to have fun. To that end, if you are more than 50 pounds overweight, are unmarried, have no children, and your only reason to get up in the morning is your shitty software job, the healthy lifestyle is not for you. You are better off eating yourself to the grave: you will get much more satisfaction out of life by eating cheeseburgers than you will by torturing the pounds of fat off your gut.
I don’t mean this as any disrespect to conventional pitchers,” Dickey said, “but it takes a special amount of fortitude to throw a 65-mph pitch to Vladimir Guerrero.