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Mar 18

JWOWW

Ben: best known for the improbable number of W's in her name
Ben: the extra W stands for "what does the extra W stand for?"
me: ooooh, recursion, I like a girl with recursion
Ben: she was named by Richard Stallman in an elaborate ceremony
me: how many carnies were sacrificed?
Ben: oh man, tons
Ben: it was, like, carnie asada
me: good job

Oct 11

“He had a look in his eye today,” manager Jim Leyland said. ”A complete-game look in his eye.” Tigers ride Justin Verlander back to ALCS - Yahoo! Sports

Oct 5

“Creating a scent that is somehow audible.” Introducing Jeff Karstens’ New Cologne | NotGraphs Baseball

Aug 1

Olympic Fever: Catch It

Ben: swimming AND women's lechery
War2: there you go. Kind of a modern biathlon.
Ben: finally, an event where the chinese can't get an edge by subbing in a man
War2: eesh. ew. ew. ew.
Ben: yep that's chinese competitive gay lechery
Ben: that's a thing we just talked about
Ben: here's your merit badge
War2: I'll put it with the others.

Jul 19

“The entirety of it provides Huson with a mise en scène that is known variously as “Pastor Cocaine” or “Comptroller of Jonestown.” The look suggests a glowering reproach directed not at unruly adolescents but rather at the repugnant iniquities of those Mather brothers, Cotton and Increase. It also suggests a long history of groped receptionists and several powdery lines of fucking primo white lady followed by sweaty prayers hollered into a cordless microphone. In closing, Jeff Huson might be going to hell but not before he sends you there.” Jeff Huson, Disapproving Pastor | NotGraphs Baseball

Jul 7

The Right Stuff (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 27

“The plane didn’t feature a first-class cabin, not that I would be in this particular section to begin with; rather, I just want to be surrounded by people who are more comfortable than I am. I like to see clear divisions in the class system, and when I’m battling for leg room with a mouth-breathing sea creature and a child who is freebasing pure cane sugar, I want to know that someone is drinking in the tranquility of the moment while a warm cloth wipes away the proletarian debris from their hands. With no first-class cabin, we all become the same; clones in the same carriage, with limited means to separate ourselves from the herd. Life is better when warm towels and leather seats are available rewards for our hard work or good fortune.” Baseball Prospectus | Prospects Will Break Your Heart: A Flight of Fancy

Jun 2